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(AND YOU THOUGHT THERE WEREN'T ANY) In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first No one expects you to run in to a burning building People no longer view you as a hypochondriac There's nothing left to learn the hard way Things you buy now won't wear out You can eat dinner at 4:00 You can have a party and the neighbors won't even realize it Kidnappers are not very interested in you You have an age advantage whenever you need it You can sing along with elevator music Your Congressional Representative pays attention to you You are not expected to keep up with technology or understand it You get travel, entertainment and food discounts You can dance to the oldest music and no one laughs at you Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either Your investment in health insurance will now begin to pay off You no longer have to hold your stomach in when someone walks into the room You set your own schedule - Not someone else Naps are now an acceptable endeavor You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge You know your wisdom level exceeds the average young adult experience level
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